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Hunter Biden’s LAPTOP Coin Hands Founders 30% of Supply
Hunter Biden’s LAPTOP meme coin launches September 9 on Base with founders keeping 30% and TRUMP-loss wallets getting a thin airdrop slice.
Hunter Biden will launch the LAPTOP meme coin on Base on September 9, with founders keeping 30% of a 1 billion supply. The pitch is a payout to people who lost money on President Donald Trump’s TRUMP coin, which still trades about 97% below its January 2025 high.
Eighteen days before the teaser, Biden called the Trump family’s World Liberty Financial “corruption at a scale we’ve never seen.” The published split on his own token now copies the same concentrated-founder model, with a thin slice aimed at TRUMP-loss wallets and a much larger slice aimed at lists he already controls.
Founders Keep 30% of the Supply
Biden, the son of former President Joe Biden, posted the ticker and date on his verified X account at 10:55 a.m. ET on September 7, four minutes after people familiar with the issuance described the plan. The post named no website and no contract. The project site later did both.
https://x.com/HunterBiden/status/2096975577727316327
LAPTOP is issued by Phoenix Veritas Foundation in the Cayman Islands and Phoenix Veritas Ventures Ltd in the British Virgin Islands. The site brands it as a memecoin for entertainment, with no equity, no vote, and no claim on any company. Holdings can go to zero, the disclaimer says, and the token is offered as is.
The 1 billion token supply split is public. 350 million tokens, 35% of supply, unlock at generation. The rest unlocks over 36 months. Founders, Biden among them, are allocated 300 million tokens. Another 300 million sit in a predictions pool that burns on “yes” and funds charity on “no.”
HOW THE 1 BILLION TOKENS ARE CUT
| Bucket | Share | Tokens |
|---|---|---|
| Founders | 30% | 300 million |
| Predictions | 30% | 300 million |
| Day 1 airdrop | 10% | 100 million |
| Future airdrop | 10% | 100 million |
| Liquidity | 10% | 100 million |
| Foundation treasury | 5% | 50 million |
| Charity | 5% | 50 million |
That leaves 65% of supply locked or vesting when trading starts. Project disclosures circulating with the launch also describe lending deals with market makers GSR and G20 covering 20.5 million tokens, 2.05% of supply. A Hacken audit of the contract is posted on the same site. Terms updated September 3 add binding arbitration and a class-action waiver.
Who Gets the Day 1 Airdrop
The political line is that wallets underwater on TRUMP get paid. The day-1 pool is 100 million tokens, 10% of supply, and TRUMP-loss accounts are only one of three groups inside it. Claim details published with the launch put 20 million tokens, 2% of total supply, with people who have a negative profit and loss on TRUMP, routed through partner exchanges and apps.
The other 80 million day-1 tokens, 8% of supply, go to two subscriber lists. Unclaimed day-1 tokens burn after 30 days. A second 100 million tokens sit in a future airdrop that the foundation can issue later, with no public rule yet for who qualifies.
DAY 1 AND FUTURE AIRDROP BUCKETS
- TRUMP-loss wallets: 20 million tokens, 2% of supply, allocated at the discretion of participating exchanges rather than a public self-custody claim.
- Where’s Hunter? Substack: 40 million tokens for subscribers who joined before September 6, weighted by tier.
- Channel 5 list: 40 million tokens for Andrew Callaghan mailing-list subscribers who joined before August 21, split equally.
- Future round: 100 million tokens left to the Phoenix Veritas Foundation, with eligibility still unannounced.
- Claim window: 30 days from generation, after which leftover day-1 tokens are permanently burned.
Callaghan is a video journalist who runs Channel 5. His list and Biden’s Substack are the bulk of the first drop. A rescue aimed at TRUMP buyers is the marketing; the larger check goes to people already on Biden’s side of the inbox.
Thirty Predictions Control 300 Million Tokens
The site titles the next block “Hunter Biden’s Predictions.” Thirty named events, grouped as 12 politics, 6 crypto, 5 culture, and 7 $LAPTOP, each control a slice of that 300 million. If an event resolves yes, the matching tokens burn. If it resolves no, they go to charity on the vest schedule. Burned and donated both still read 0 on the site.
Several of the largest slices are bets against Trump. One 3% slice asks whether he is impeached during his term, with Kalshi showing 69% yes. A 2.75% slice asks whether Democrats take the House in 2026 (85% yes on Kalshi). Another 2.75% asks whether they take the Senate (48% yes). A matching 2.75% slice is tied to a Democrat win in 2028, with Polymarket at 61% yes.
THE LARGEST LIVE BETS ON THE BURN POOL
| Event | Supply | Live yes share |
|---|---|---|
| Trump impeached this term | 3% | 69% on Kalshi |
| Democrats win the House in 2026 | 2.75% | 85% on Kalshi |
| Democrats win the Senate in 2026 | 2.75% | 48% on Kalshi |
| A Democrat wins the 2028 presidential race | 2.75% | 61% on Polymarket |
| The 2026 Nobel Peace Prize is not Trump | 2.5% | 98% on Polymarket |
| The Clarity Act becomes law by 2028 | 1.5% | 54% on Kalshi |
| LAPTOP fully diluted value tops TRUMP | 1.25% | No live market; dated September 9, 2029 |
| Bitcoin sets a new all-time high | 1% | No live market; dated September 9, 2029 |
A 1% slice asks whether the Trump family is pardoned (71% yes on Kalshi). The LAPTOP-versus-TRUMP valuation bet does not even have a live market yet. The burn is real only if those events resolve the way the site scores them, and the published materials do not lock the outcomes into automatic on-chain behavior beyond the project’s own rules.
A Rescue Offer Aimed at a 97% Drawdown
TRUMP launched on Solana on January 17, 2025, three days before Trump’s second inauguration. It peaked at $75.35 on January 19, 2025, with a market value of about $15 billion on the coins then circulating. The Official Trump token near $2.26 now carries a $619 million market cap on 273 million circulating coins, 97% below that high.
On-chain analytics firm Nansen tallied the damage through the end of June 2026. Of about 1.48 million wallets that bought TRUMP, 988,905 were down a combined $3.81 billion, realized and on paper. That is two of every three buyers. The 492,285 wallets in profit were up $4.04 billion, clustered among accounts that bought in the first hours under $1, before the price ran toward $75.
TRUMP, TWO YEARS ON
- Price now: $2.26, 97% below the $75.35 high of January 19, 2025.
- Market cap: $619 million on 273 million circulating tokens, versus about $15 billion at the peak.
- Underwater wallets: 988,905 of about 1.48 million buyers, down $3.81 billion through June 2026, per Nansen.
- The other side of the trade: Trump’s 2025 disclosure listed $636 million from the token and $1.4 billion across crypto ventures.
Those are the buyers LAPTOP claims to compensate, with 20 million tokens routed through exchanges. Crypto ETF analyst Eric Balchunas put the contradiction in one line after the plan surfaced: “Fighting rugging w more rugging? How does that work out mathematically?”
FROM TRUMP’S LAUNCH TO LAPTOP’S DATE
- January 17, 2025: Official Trump token launches on Solana, three days before the inauguration.
- January 19, 2025: TRUMP prints $75.35, its record, with about $15 billion in circulating market value.
- End of June 2026: Nansen counts 988,905 TRUMP wallets down $3.81 billion.
- August 20, 2026: Biden posts that World Liberty Financial is “corruption at a scale we’ve never seen.”
- September 7, 2026: He posts “$LAPTOP” and “September 9” on X.
- September 9, 2026: Scheduled Base launch; exchange listings still listed as coming soon.
Gains on TRUMP went to early wallets. The president collected royalties whether the price rose or fell. LAPTOP now offers those later buyers a new token whose founders cannot sell for months and whose public float on day 1 is 35%.
He Called the Trump Coin a Corruption Machine
On August 20, Biden used his X account to attack World Liberty Financial, the Trump-family crypto venture, over its fight with Tron founder Justin Sun. Justin Sun’s federal complaint alleges the firm added an undisclosed blacklist to the WLFI contract and froze tokens he had bought. Biden folded that case into a broader charge.
The Trump family’s business, World Liberty Financial, is corruption at a scale we’ve never seen.
Hunter Biden, on X, August 20, 2026
He also wrote that World Liberty had seized Sun’s $75 million WLFI investment and had used its own tokens as collateral. Those claims have not been proven in court. World Liberty has denied them and filed its own defamation case. The timing is the problem for LAPTOP: 18 days later, the same account was promoting a 1 billion-token memecoin with a 30% founder share, offshore issuers, and no product beyond the joke.
Replies under the September 7 teaser made that comparison without waiting for a white paper. One put it in a single sentence: “you criticize trump for doing a scam then do one yourself.” Another said Biden had spent a year rebuilding a public image and had just spent it. The launch chatter on X split between accounts hunting a contract address to flip and accounts treating the whole drop as a second extraction dressed as payback.
Fake Laptops Filled Four Chains in an Hour
DEX Screener data showed the ticker moving before the official Base contract mattered. The first token named LAPTOP appeared on Robinhood Chain at 14:50 UTC on September 7, about a minute before the story hit market wires. Twenty-two more pools followed over the next 53 minutes on Robinhood Chain, Solana, TON, and BNB Chain, covering at least 14 distinct tokens. None of those was on Base, and none launches on September 9.
They traded $6.9 million among them by 15:45 UTC. The largest, a Robinhood Chain token spread across ten pools, took $5.43 million of volume in a single pool against a tokenized Treasury fund, with a $535,206 fully diluted value. A separate Solana token called Hunter Biden’s Laptop, first deployed in January 2024, jumped 411% to a $191,541 market cap. A token already trading as LAPTOP on Base since June 27 rose 54% that Monday to a $51,908 market cap.
The official contract posted on the project site is 0xB095274743941e953c746F9C228DA9c18Bb6ec29 on Base, Coinbase’s Ethereum layer-2 network. Biden did not post that address himself. Exchange listings, the site says, will be announced at launch. Until then, the copycats are the only LAPTOP tokens a trader can actually buy, which is how these launches usually bleed the people who type the ticker first.
When September 9 arrives, 350 million tokens can move. Founders still hold 300 million behind a vest, the prediction pool still holds 300 million, and TRUMP-loss wallets are in line for 20 million if their exchange passes them on. The rest of the day-1 drop goes to the Substack and the Channel 5 list. That is the coin. The laptop is the name on it.
Disclaimer: This article is news reporting and analysis of a scheduled token launch and related public disclosures. It is informational only and is not investment, trading, tax, or legal advice, and it is not a recommendation to buy, sell, claim, or hold LAPTOP, TRUMP, or any other digital asset. Meme coins can lose all of their value, airdrop claims can fail or be spoofed, and smart-contract or market-maker arrangements can change after launch, so readers should consult a licensed financial adviser and, where needed, a securities lawyer before acting. Figures, contract details, eligibility rules, and listing status reflect the project site, on-chain data firms, and other sources cited here as of the dates in this piece and may change without notice.
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